Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hot Men on Campus

All right, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Hot Men on Campus Post. We've taken some of the top 12 teams, whom we think will be in the tournament at least longer than the 1st and 2nd rounds and chosen whom we think is the hottest guy on each team. Now, the hottness factor is based on a few criteria, first - he has to be one of the best on the team, otherwise you'd never even see them, second - body (arms and legs) and third face :)

Also, we're listing the mascot and colors for each team so you can decipher who's playing who, etc.

Without further ado, the hot guys of the tournament:

Pittsburgh Panthers


Colors: Blue and gold
Hot guy: #45 DeJuan Blair




He's the one on the left in the above pic

DeJuan is 6 feet 7 inches and 265 pounds of yumminess. The blue, gold and white uniforms of the Panthers look good on him and he's got great arms, great legs and plenty of muscle. And you can't go wrong with that face ;) Although he's only a sophomore, he's got NBA potential and is definitely someone to watch during this tournament. Look for him at Forward, see tomorrow's post on positions.



Duke Blue Devils


Colors: Blue and white
Hot Guy: #30 Jon Scheyer




Um, can we say All-American boy? He is 6 feet, 5 inches and 185 pounds of wholesome goodness and as a junior, you don't have to feel like you're robbing the cradle :) So, if you like the long and lanky type, oh and also blue eyes and blonde hair, then keep an eye on this Guard.




North Carolina Tar Heels


Colors: Baby blue and white
#50 Tyler Hansbrough






With a name like Tyler Hansbrough how can he not be handsome. This baby faced Senior plays at Forward and is 6 feet, 9 inches and 250 pounds of pure braun. How could you not like him?



Oklahoma Sooners (dude, it really is a covered wagon, you'd think Oregon would have this mascot)


Colors: Red and White
Hot Guys: #5 Tony Crocker and #32 Taylor Griffin (Taylor's pics are first)








Taylor's on the left. His younger brother, Blake Griffin is on the right




This one was a toss up. Tony Crocker has that young, cute, skinny vibe going on at 6 feet 6 inches and 206 pounds. He's a Junior and looks good in a shirt and tie. Taylor, on the other hand is 6 feet 7 inches and 238 pounds. He has that long, chiseled face that should make every woman swoon ;)



Syracuse Oranges (not kidding, long story about the Orange)


Colors: Um, Orange and a litte bit of white :)
Hot Guy: #11 Paul Harris





This was a tough one, but it was the white under armor pic. Can we say inverted V? Plus, he pulls off orange, which is difficult to do. So, at 6 feet 4 inches and 230 pounds (which can only be muscle), keep an eye on him during the tournament and maybe he'll take his shirt off :) Also, as a sidenote, Syracuse had a rough road on their way to the tournament. They went into 6 over times for a win against Connecticut and then another overtime against West Virginia. We don't know about you, but we think we all like guys who can keep going and going and...



Villanova Wildcats

Colors: Blue and white...again
Hot Guy: #33 Dante Cunningham


Arms shot



We have a weakness for little boy faces and Dante's got one. He's another long and lanky one at 6 feet 8 inches and 230 pounds, plus he's a senior. Yay, not too young. Not that it matters. Oh well.



University of Missouri Tigers

Colors: black and gold
Hot guy: #5 Leo Lyons
Leo is 6ft 9 inches of FINE. He's a Kansas City momma's boy that gets a pep talk from her right before games. Everybody all together now...awwww...... He's also an aspiring musician who writes and performs his own music. An athlete and a musician all in one? What more could a girl want?



University of Kansas Jayhawks
Colors: blue, gray, crimson and yellow. Someone really couldn't just decide on 2 colors?
Hot guy: #54 Matt Kleinmann

Oh, big red, we heart all 6'10, 250 lbs of you. We're not going to lie, we usually wouldn't pick a redhead but we couldn't resist with Matt. Clearly, he's very affectionate and into hugging. We're all up for that. But wait, there's more. In addition to his basketball skills, he's a senior architecture major who's made the honor roll every single year. We LOVE the smart cookies who will be able to design our dream house. Plus, he's got the impishness that reminds us a little of Ron Weasley, uh, but in a non-pedophilic way.


University of Memphis Tigers


Colors: blue and gray
Hot guy: #11 Wesley Witherspoon

With a name like Wesley Witherspoon (and not being related to Reese) you'd think he'd seen his fair share of rough playground days in elementary school. But he's clearly got some serious aerial skills. That's no small feat when you have 6 ft 8 inches and 200 pounds to launch into the air. He's a freshman, so we'll be looking forward to seeing much more of him in the coming years.


University of Connecticut Huskies
Colors: blue and white
Hot guy: #34 Hasheem Thabeet
We have a true cover boy on our hands with Hasheem. He's graced the covers of both Sports Illustrated College Edition and ESPN The Magazine. And ESPN couldn't even fit him on the cover without him ducking his head. That's because when you're 7'4 and 263 lbs (yes, you read that right, SEVEN FOUR) there aren't many places you can go without needing to duck. We may need to add a few more inches to our Manolos...


Michigan State Spartans
Colors: green and white
Hot guy: #15 Durrell Summers

Freshman Durrell has all the qualities of your typical basketball player- the height (6'4), the agility (helped out by his 195 lb frame), the beautiful muscles and leaps that cause crowds to wow in amazement. But unlike the "general studies" majors...Durrell has decided to pick...computer science. Do those two worlds even mesh!?!? Apparently Durrell is out to prove you CAN be a jock and a nerd all at the same time. And we have a secret soft spot for the nerdy guys. Oh wait, but he's also beautiful. Did we mention that? This may be the trifecta.


University of Louisville Cardinals
Colors: red and black
Hot guy: #20 Will Scott

Does this one really need an explanation?! At 6'3 and 185 lbs, Will Scott is delicious. He left the Ivies for Louisville and it looks like it suits him just fine. Will comes from a sports family- both his mom and dad are doctors for the WNBA Liberty and the NY Knicks, respectively. We also know that he's scared of the dark. Don't worry Will, we'll come over to protect you any time you want...

So there you have it! Your eye candy for March Madness. Keep a look out for them if you happen to be watching the games. Just don't get carried away with the drool. It can get to be quite embarassing.

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