Welcome to The Girl's Guyde

Hello, and welcome to the Girl's GUYde, where we take out the GUY in GUYde. In other words, this blog is dedicated to helping you wean yourself away from your dependence on men. So, whether it be trying to understand sports or figuring out how to communicate with your mechanic, we are dedicated to breaking down, deciphering and translating all things you'd normally ask a man about. Why should you learn about things like how to patch a hole in your apartment before you move out or what a royal flush in poker is? Several reasons. First, if you have no men in your life, then you need to know these things in order to avoid getting screwed by the many men out to rip us ladies off (mechanics are a good example). Second, if you want a man, then knowing about sports and being independent can help you get one. And third, because, in the words of Destiny's Child: Depend on no one else to give you what you want. And, you know, whether you like Beyonce or not, the girl knows what she's doin', and holdin' her own with Jay. You gotta give the girl props.

Disclaimer: We are NOT, I repeat NOT, a girl power, feminist, anti-men Blog. We shave our legs, like hot boys and like it when they open doors for us. Seriously. We are not about learning how to do all these things yourself for the purpose of eliminating men...I mean, let's not get ridiculous. But wouldn't it be better if you didn't NEED your man to put together that new furniture from IKEA, you just LET him do it :) Wouldn't it be better if the only things you NEEDED him for were great company, great conversation and a great orgasm? That's all we're saying. Think about Carrie and how she needed Miranda and Samantha to help explain things like, how to buy her apartment. She didn't know how to manage her money. Even if you aren't a Samantha or a Miranda, wouldn't you have wanted to be them instead of Carrie, just that one time? I mean, Carrie was literally the woman who lived in her shoes.

In conclusion, we want to see you independent, but that doesn't mean you have to be hairy and banish men. We just want to educate you just in case, heaven forbid, you don't happen to have a dependable man in your life to ask instead.