What Not to Wear

Watching the games out at a bar or house party is no time to show off that new silk dress with sequin trim, because a) the cute shoes you probably would have worn it with will start to kill your feet after standing/cheering at the overcrowded sports bar and because b) buffalo wing grease and bleu cheese dressing is REALLY hard to get out of silk. Yes, we know you look super hot in it, but just trust us on this one. That being said, you don't have to follow the standard uniform of sports jersey either. Besides, you probably don't have any in your closet anyhow. Plus, sports jerseys tend to be HUGE on girls so they end up looking like a badly tailored dress or (heaven forbid you decide to tuck them into your pants) all bunchy around the waist. And even though the sports industry has tried (well, they haven't tried that hard) to accommodate women's fashions, we gotta admit, we're not huge fans of the pink girl-ified jerseys. They have a tendency to make you look like a giant pepto-bismol bottle. And yes, Jessica's just supporting her man (and yes we're aware it's football, not basketball)...but look how well that's turned out for Tony.

The great thing about college basketball is that you can easily find colors of the team you're cheering for. And if you don't care to subscribe to any team...then we say go for (cute) comfort.

On a side note, Eva Longoria is the new rep for Bebe Sport. Sporty? Yes. However, we do NOT recommend you adapt this look for March Madness. Unless you're prone to hot flashes. It probably looks great on Eva...and that's it. Maybe not even. They do wonders with airbrushing these days.

Another note. Face painting. Don't do it huge, and if you're doing letters/numbers, don't use a mirror. Or, you can try the mirror and test out who your true friends are.

Tomorrow we (briefly) explore the NIT and knock-off handbags.